sex

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina

last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020

sex

Putting the pp into the vv until the pp goes pee pee into the vv

I just had sex with a whore.

by <')))> May 7, 2018

sex

Come on! You know what sex is!

You know what sex is but since you're a horny twat you decided it would be fun to look it up on the Urban Dictionary to see what the definitions would be.

by A_Retard_You_Retard January 15, 2018

Sex

When two things go inside each other.

It's like maths just more fun

Have sex with me.

by Olla April 6, 2017

Sex

Wtf are you searching up sex are you a virgin or something

Why the fuck are you searching sex

by Sipping July 4, 2019

Sex

👉👌 👶🏼

(moaning because of sex)

by Fftvvntv December 18, 2018

Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020