bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

by LittleChingChong February 22, 2019

ramen noodle

A ramen noodle is a term for someone who is homosexual, likes the same sex or even someone who does not identify with “straight"or “heterosexual" anyone who is in the LGBT community can identify with ramen noodle.

i.e.That guy over there is a ramen noodle. Did you guys know that there is a ramen noodle in school. Ramen noodles are"gay".

by Ramen noodle for life March 21, 2017

tai noodling

the act of being extremely goofy in public, most of the time including, but not limited to; loud strange noises, body twitches, odd random dancing, and of course the noodle language that goes along with it. usually between two people of the same sex and of best friend orientation.

"yo did you see those hot girls over there? i wanna make a move but their acting all ... off"

" ahh shiitt their totally tai noodling"

by lgswagga September 8, 2011

Whispering Noodle

This is the opposite of the "whispering eye" (vagina).

This definition would be for the male member, or commonly known as the penis.

"Dude, I just got kicked in the whispering noodle!"

"I'm so hot, take me...take me now with your manly whispering noodle"

by crustybean June 10, 2009

Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010

Noodle Duty

v. To watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. Primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over.

Hey Ben, I'm going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you're on noodle duty until I get back.

by mrgnfnx February 16, 2009