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Vinegar surprise

when a man does not wash his balls for an excess amount of time collecting the vinegar smell of the disgusting ball sweat for maybe a week or two, knowing he will be receiving oral pleasure from his female friend, and he sticks the nasty balls in the womans mouth making her clean them.
guy 1: whatd you do to my sister lastnight?!

guy 2: i gave her a vinegar surprise

guy 1: sick! thats my sister!
by saawwce November 28, 2012
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Sanrio Surprise

The act of applying Icy Hot (Vicks can be used as substitute) on your erect penis and quickly ramming it into your partner without notice. You must shout "Hello Kitty!" as you perform the act.
Bought a bottle of Icy Hot and gave Jessica a Sanrio Surprise!
by TheUnHelpDesk April 26, 2014
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Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
by Donavon L. January 3, 2008
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surprise solo

When one is singing along to the radio with friends, one should perform a surprise solo.

While listening to a radio or otherwise loud music, and someone is singing along, you sneakily turn off the volume while they aren't paying attention. Now said person is singing along to the song, but without the song playing; a surprise solo.

***Best performed on a bad singer.
Jim: Dude, we were in Sarah's car listening to Firework, then I turned off her radio while she was mid song.

John: Surprise solo?

Jim: Yeah. I didn't know she was so bad at singing!
by JayDizzle12 June 4, 2011
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tropical surprise

someone giving you oral sex, then you piss in their mouth whilst doing it
by bonehead and crackrabbit August 29, 2005
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Sicilian Surprise

A defensive maneuver in which the victim quickly kicks both shins of a larger attacker to escape. Once the attacker has been surprised, you will have about 5 seconds to run for the hills. Only used in self-defense, it shows a sign of weakness if you surprise someone smaller than the surpriser or someone that didn't start the fight.
Jim: Hey Josh, you know Bob, the guy that out-weighs me by 50 lbs?

Josh: Yeah?

Jim: He was picking on me so i gave him a Sicilian surprise.

Josh: Hilarious.
by Kingc0n September 11, 2009
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snuggie surprise

While doing it snuggie style, the receiving end accidentally drops a "surprise", causing the upper half to scream and cry about shit leaking everywhere. Although the snuggie is warm, the warmth of feces is never warranted; therefore, it is always a "surprise".
Girl: This snuggie makes me feel so warm.. and this position is great! Except for the fact that I have to...

Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!

Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!
by Kervcat G March 12, 2009
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