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Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.
Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.
by JAZ AMP September 3, 2016
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The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.
Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"
by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023
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russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.
Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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Russian Slingshot

Taking a used condom, pulling the filled end of sperm back, like a slingshot, and shooting it in someones face.
by Buff Drinklots May 5, 2017
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russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.
Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes
by LumberJake November 1, 2015
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hardcore russian

Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.
The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia
by Burt pimpin January 20, 2015
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Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.
I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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