Ninjacide

The act of being slaughtered by a band of roaming ninjas armed with only rusty spoons

I'm going to commit ninjacide

by Master Hades November 25, 2009

ninja it out

when in a tight situation, solve it in the most ninja like way as possible.

dude, chris was about to get capped by niko, but it he was able to ninja it out and it was cool.

by servant of the boognish November 6, 2009

Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

Ninjaho

(Nin-ja-ho) When in the slow lane on the highway you pass a car in the passing lane, and you then use some ninja hand movements and scream "NINJAHO" when the car in the passing lane can see you.

"Let's ninjaho this motherfucker!"

by Javal773 April 4, 2010

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Ninja Turtle Style

to have super ninja reflexes like that of a Ninja Turtle. This include the ability to quickly remove bells off of a coat in the dark without making a sound.

You just totally smashed that bug Ninja Turtle Style

by catabrite August 25, 2010

ninja rush

a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment

When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush

by atomknowsall January 8, 2011