wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004

Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.

Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

I don't need to do any of that.

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.

In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.

by Numerati January 5, 2025

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

by DDistrict December 8, 2024

Some folks need killin

Oh I know it brother but I highly doubt you'd be able to tell the difference between the ones who do and the one's who don't.

Hym " 'Some folks need killin' he said but he doesn't thing that the eternal paradise incest cult should just go to heaven immediately. It's funny how to the Christian, death is good for bad people but only because death is bad for bad people but death is bad for good people even though it's good for good people. It's like 'cognitive dissonance²' But he's right! He probably does need to be killed. It would be the only way to get him to stop doing what he's doing. Your kids are (probably) ALSO going to need some killin."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024