Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!
by Jesse March 19, 2004
Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey
"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"
by ballsdeep78 July 09, 2009
aka: camel-toe. When a woman (usually a cowgirl) wears pants that are too tight and rides up their crotch.
by Jennifer July 06, 2004
An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.
"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"
by Flagellah May 28, 2013
When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.
by saddestbro April 01, 2021
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”
by Lorilyn October 06, 2018
While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
by MBCI June 12, 2015