Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 03, 2022

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International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019

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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 07, 2023

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Abs month

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day

Damn Johnny’s Avenue were fine as fuck thank God it’s abs months

by BlackBitck2535 November 27, 2019

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