Rue-Metal

A genre of metal inhabited by bands desperately trying to reclaim old fans who bailed after they changed their sound to jump on an early '00s bandwagon

"Did you hear Death Magnetic? It's kinda rue-metal but at least they sorted that fucking snare."

by thisiseverybodysfaultbutmine August 29, 2020

metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

metal mover

Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.

What’s Mike up to nowadays?

He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.

If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.

by The Real Driller May 6, 2022

metal elitist

a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.

Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”

Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*

by hayden06 December 25, 2021

Trash metal

Basically St. Anger

St Anger's snare sounds so bad, might as well call it "Trash metal"

by z,,,, May 30, 2021

Nu Metal

The best insult around. The worst music around. No nu-metal bands are tolerable. They all suck. But it's good; it keeps those d-bags away from my music.

Kid A: Dude, want to go play 'Spot The Nu-Metal Kid'?
Kid B: Yeah...<walks into local mall> I win.

by Q-Tip McVicker January 21, 2005