mario

some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living

in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles

by azurean May 7, 2021

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Mario

Mario is a strong good-looking boy who has the greatest sexual power. He is tall and stronger than most. His abilities are manipulating people and seducing girls. In addition, he has a perfect body and a positive charisma. He is mysterious and comes either from Italy or from Greece. He is shy to all nice. But you should not provoke him. He is ambitious and protects his friends and family by all means.

Mario is Boss

by Teenager202 January 6, 2017

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Marioed

To Uppercut someone so hard coin's fly out their ass hole.

"Yo did you see Mike Get Marioed last night during the match?"

by Wild Production's January 14, 2022

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Evil Mario

WILL THEY CRACK KURONA HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK HIORI HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK BAROU IN HIS MAID OUTFIT
WILL THEY TELL NEXUS TO KYS HELL YEAH

Evil Mario: I WILL BE CRACKING HIORI AND KURONA WHILE TELLING NEXUS TO KYS

by Rosufanboy#104729492 June 7, 2025

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Super Mario World

Super Mario World is an amazing girl, she is nice but when you mess with her or her friends she can be sassy. She is very smart and will always prove a point. Super Mario World will do anything she puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells her she can't she does. Super Mario World can always keep a secret no matter what. Her smile can make anyones day be amazing. She cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy. Super Mario World is a beautiful and charming girl, who cares alot about her friends and family.

So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Super Mario World.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.

by Booplesnooty September 17, 2023

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