Marios

Marios is a Greek boy name. Marios usually has a huge magic stick down there, and he is also really smart, kind, loyal and very responsible when it comes to his duties. He is a supportive friend, that is always there for you. A Marios is either really athletic, or really artistic.

Damn! Marios looking thick today!

by hugebunda November 20, 2021

Mario

Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.

OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.

by badboyboy November 20, 2021

Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 05, 2021

Marios

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).

It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.

by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021

Marios

Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad

John: look! Its marios, dont provoke him or he will beat our ass

by xenojohn February 12, 2021

Mario

funny Italian man who saves the princess and has funny mustache

“HE’S A PLUMBER NAMED MARIO, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??”
“i save-a the princess!”

by peripheral glag May 15, 2025

Mario

Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021