Chad Ex Machina

A Chad Ex Machina is usually the protagonist of a narrative and is exactly what it sounds like A character whom is a chad that cannot die no matter the situation and defies all logic.

WOW! The man character of this movie has been shot at and has fought giant alien bastards twice his size yet he hasn't a scratch on him He is such a Chad Ex Machina.

by The Chad of the isle of man March 3, 2018

concrete block machine

This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.

high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.

by bessconcreteblockmachine June 2, 2018

Will Heyes machine

A lighter of any description.

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"

by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018

Wrath of The Machine

Wrath of The Machine is the final raid added in Destiny. In it, 6 players venture under the Cosmodrome on Earth to put an end to the Archon Prime, Aksis, and his machinations involving the SIVA nanites.

Wrath of The Machine is no VOG, but it's still a raid, after all, and should be treated as such.

by sebacostamr November 12, 2018

Minnesota Arcade Machine

The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.

"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."

"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"

by Mr. Sister Kisser November 14, 2018

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

derek yu machine

A very complex machine that results in death

The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes

by Geargasm December 16, 2020