Shady the Lady

The guy on the net who knows all. Uses skills to mess with noobs and drink tea.

Shady: Mortician, story of your life?
Mortician: Shady the Lady, you penis!?

by Tommy the pommy January 8, 2009

lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood

'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'

by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016

Lady of pleasure

also known as a courtesan or a female prostitute.

That girl who lives at the end of the block is a lady of pleasure.

by MylesyL. January 30, 2012

Lady M

A slang term for street morphine, either sold pharmaceuticals such as MS Contin (misties) or some soluble salt etc.

1. Everything is much better when I hang with Lady M.

2. Hey man, I wondered if you had any Lady M for me.

by Enkephalin January 10, 2012

Lady stag

1. The hardening and sensitising of the clitoris in reaction to something arousing.

"Fuck that Ben guy is so sexy, when he spoke to me I totally got a lady stag".

by yomuzz June 1, 2009

Lady Gaga

Literally the best human being ever. She’s the queen of Pop Music. She carries the whole Pop Culture on her back. She’s an amazing person and artist. Her songs inspire millions of people. She has a lot of great albums such as #bornthisway and #artpop

Someone: what’s your favourite singer?
-My favourite singer is Lady Gaga or Mother monster, she’s literally the best human being you should listen to her amazing songs!

by Bulgarian little monster 🐾 November 15, 2019

Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019