juan

no schlong just a schlort

im juan i have a schlort

by biggest.opp_hater January 14, 2025

San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .

Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest

by Produce bob October 18, 2025

Juan Martinez

The most common name with Mexicans, Juan mostly is the common, same with the last name. He usually likes to be in, "Jellico," and stays in the Lane. AND REALLY likes to work at the Australian Outback, makes around 106 in tips.

Exmp: Juan Martinez is so Mexican but its okay!
Exmp: Juan Martinez is going to work

by JUM124 October 26, 2025

Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins

Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me

by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

Juan

Juan is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan is a pretty boy. Juan is basically perfect.

“I think I love juan”

by j6uan November 22, 2021