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When you have ascended above the title of "Bitch" and constantly lie a lot with no shame whatsoever. Especially when you yourself have a tiny pencil penis that can easily snap in half.
My ex girlfriend is being more the a Karen.... she has literally become a Jose
Jose by PoeTayToe September 2, 2019
He’s a fucking idiot and if you have one in your life Leave them because they suck And they are the worst person you’ll ever meet
Person: you’re such a Jose

Jose: damn bro that shit hurt
Jose by Bigboiborriss October 20, 2019

JoseFina 

JoseFina is the main couple of ET Love, a romance/sci-fi novel. The couple is composed of Joseph, a 17 year old boy who grew up in New York and moved to LA and also was raised by abusive parents. Aquafina is a 16 year old alien girl who grew up on Mars and was sent to LA to spy on humans. Joseph and Aquafina met by boys bullying Aquafina.
Omg, JoseFina remind me of Mileven!”

Jose Ole 

The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.
"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."
Jose Ole by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012
The dumbest fuck stupid bitch you will EVER meet. Literally only attracted to cholos who probably live in the ranch. Loves too many accents, specifically the Boston ones, so watch out Boston people. A big joke, literally. Thinks she's funny, but isn't. She don't be making the whole squad laugh. Can't even finish simple modules, probably on homework #1 and has a test the next day. Annoying as fuck, laughs like a duck. Think she's packing, but she's jealous of my splendid juicy 67 inch big spicy cock. Always gotta wake the dumb fuck up because she passes out over melatonin gummies. Thinks she's special, but she just depressed. Racist towards South Americans because she don't have flavor. Overall, she built like a dumb bitch.

**for legal reasons, I have her consent and this is a joke
"Y'all hear sum?...Yeah it's a stupid bitch"
"Ew, Joselyn can't take big dick"

"AP stat"
Joselyn by 69rockstar July 28, 2020
An ugly loser. Usually ginger and a mutation. Cannot say the word derived, calls girls fat, and says molesters can do better. STAY AWAY FROM JOSEFS AT ALL COSTS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR LAST NAME IS EMGE!!!!!
ew josef what an ugly name
Josef by wk cgiuvapo;ejnfv June 5, 2017