Joey is a lame kid who thinks there shit but ain't listens to K-pop and wears three layers and long bangs, is a faggot.
by Captaincrunch'sED March 22, 2023

Joey is a great kid they are usually seen as mean but if you get to know them they are supper nice. you can usually see them with short girls. also you can see them dating girls named Avryl or April. if you are one of these girls short or any of these names and you now a joey become his friend or more.
by stupedhead September 5, 2019

I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.
by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

A girl who can make you smile no matter what. She would make an amazing girlfriend. She's perfect and beautiful.
Person A: "why do you seem so star struck?"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Joey"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Joey"
by 에디 November 23, 2021

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024

by OriginalName the Pyro Main June 9, 2023
