Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

by PfefferM April 03, 2014

Fallopian Tube Sex

This is the tightest a woman can feel for her male partner.

Dude, I had Fallopian tube sex with that girl and it was the tightest I’ve ever had.

by Scottsdale hound January 19, 2020

albino tube steak

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

by T9xbeatngu February 02, 2018

Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

by CustyJoe November 04, 2011

Test tube ass nigga

An immature male that is not street smart and cannot properly take care of himself. They generally are mama's boys, fuckboys, and not wearing the pants in relationships etc.

Someone oughta to teach that test tube ass nigga how to make his own money. 24 and still sitting on the couch and smoking all day smh.

by DaisySunshyne May 30, 2019

office inner tube

The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.

He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."

by indieboysf August 03, 2011

Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f May 22, 2011