cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020

Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...

“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”

by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.

Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones

by on September 1, 2023

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

phone drunkie

A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.

Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!

Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.

Second example;

Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.

Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.

by CptSoda June 12, 2016