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by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

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Bubble Bath Worthy

A woman who is sexy enough for a wife to ask for a bubble bath. A bubble bath between two women ends up in a threesome or if the woman is with another man, could lead to wife swapping or same room sex. Bubble Bath Worthy is a term from one woman that is sexually aroused by another woman and she is willing to share her man since the woman is so sexy.

Wife, "That woman is Bubble Bath Worthy!"

Husband, "Oh yeah. I like the sound of that!"

by heneverdies April 29, 2010

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bath-tub mary

A statue of the Mother Mary, housed in a bathtub.

Tacky Catholics can easily be identified by the Bath-tub Mary in their front yard.

by madsy_baloneycakes February 09, 2008

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Mexican Sponge Bath

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

by FakeSandwich December 02, 2012

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California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010

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