Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥
by Elisabeth Jane March 4, 2011
Get the 5 Hour Energymug. The hour when american idol is playing on TV that kids know is freedom to safely look at porn without being caught, as the parents are preoccupied.
by CoolManSalad January 22, 2007
Get the American Idol Hourmug. When one attempts to drink a twelve pack of beer in under twelve hours at 12,000 feet or above. Under normal conditions, this is an easy task, but at altitude because of the lack of oxygen present, it becomes an immensely difficult thing.
After Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest, Hillary, to Sherpa:
"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"
"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"
by handle March 8, 2006
Get the Twelve-hour challengemug. The 24 hour challenge is just that - once nominated, you have 24 hours to upload a video of you doing something outlandish in your gitch, outside in the sub-zero cold. After your stunt, you must immediately thank whoever nominated you for the nomination, nominate 3 people and tell them they have 24 hours to complete the challenge. Lastly, you must chug a beer.
"I got frostbite on my ass cheeks while trying to straddle a metal pole in -30 degree weather as I was doused in buckets of ice cold water and then I jumped into the Welland canal in nothing but my gitch"
"Why the fuck would you do that!?"
"I was nominated for the 24 hour challenge, why the fuck else would I do that!?"
"Why the fuck would you do that!?"
"I was nominated for the 24 hour challenge, why the fuck else would I do that!?"
by NiagaraPride February 3, 2014
Get the 24 Hour Challengemug. 1. A period during the day (usually in the early morning and late afternoon/evening hours) that can typically last for about a half hour or longer, when everyone seems to need gas in their vehicle at the same time and so every gas station you go to is overrun with lines of people waiting to pull up to the pump.
This can become quite irritating and inconvenient when you need to go somewhere quickly, but you need gas to get there.
This can become quite irritating and inconvenient when you need to go somewhere quickly, but you need gas to get there.
by revolution698 June 11, 2006
Get the gas happy hourmug. When a man puts his penis in a woman's butthole after using Viagra or other male enhancements products to finish off a more than 4 hour long episode.
Man#1: hey where have you been?
Man#2: sorry bro. Had to finish off the 4 hour meatloaf.
Man#1: ugh
Man#2: you mad bro?
Man#2: sorry bro. Had to finish off the 4 hour meatloaf.
Man#1: ugh
Man#2: you mad bro?
by ShaniaTwain 1534 September 17, 2013
Get the 4 hour meatloafmug. by LilPumper420 October 30, 2017
Get the Okay Nigga Hoursmug.