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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》Amahd《¤》Hooker《¤》amAhd《¤》hooUker《¤》amahD《¤》hookeR《¤》mug. 
All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. by Captain Minty August 28, 2017
Get the hooker shufflemug. Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."
Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."
Raj - "Yup."
Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."
Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
Get the Hooker Shoesmug. 1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
Get the Hooker Footmug. by Jewishharley October 13, 2017
Get the Hooker flag of unionmug.