hit money

you are ugly, uglier then ugly “hit money”

Maddie beichner is hit money

hit money by swagmoneybunny March 13, 2021

Hit by a truck 

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.

Hit by a truck by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

hit wife by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

hit me 

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

hit me by deezynardz April 23, 2023

Hit it and quit it.

When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.

Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example

Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"
Man - "Want to be my girfriend"
Woman - "Yes"
Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"

After done having sex.....

Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.

Woman - "But this is my house"

Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"

Woman - Leaves the house crying

Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off

Hit it and quit it. by Rusty Shackleford the 2nd August 4, 2007

Hit and Run 

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.

Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.

Hit and Run by The Myuh Guy December 2, 2009

Hit and Run 

When someone says something offensive, inappropriate, or in any way goon-like, on Facebook Chat, and then immediately goes offline to avoid consequences of the comment.

A Hit and Run is a sure example that the offender has Bitch in the Blood as well.

Eno: Damn DJ, remember when I whooped you in NCAA Football last night?!

DJ: You had Florida and I had Kent State, and you still only one by a game winning Field Goal!

Facebook Message: Eno is no longer online, and the message could not be sent.

DJ: God bless, he just delivered a nasty Hit and Run!

Hit and Run by DJWein3 September 4, 2009