halfasstination

(v.) - A portmanteau of procrastination and half-ass. Describes a situation in which one does not wish to complete an important assignment, but also realizes that work must be done. Generally involves surfing the internet while periodically doing small, unimportant things to attempt to complete the project.

I'm halfasstinating on my English essay. Facebook is much more interesting than exploring religious implication of nihilism, but I don't want to pull an all-nighter to finish it, thus the halfasstination.

by Drtylb8 May 26, 2009

halfasstination

synonym: procrastination
To procrastinate knowing that when the deadline comes, you will only be able to do a half-assed job.

Man, I waited too long to write that report and turned in such a lame excuse for a paper that I got a D-. I am the master of halfasstination.

by procrastinators of tomorrow July 2, 2009

Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth

"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington

by ddubs18 July 3, 2009

Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

by MuseOne March 29, 2010

Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011