gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.

Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.

by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023

Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.

Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.

by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025

Gooch Pickle

A person, similar to Twat Box, who consistently gets on one's neves and can be called no other name besides this one. Gooch references the perenium and pickle is just pickle.

Damn, Do you always have to be such a Gooch Pickle?...

by yasdniL nworB July 14, 2009

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017

Gooch

The place between the ass and the cooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that

by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016