green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

green meat attack by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006

green light race 

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

green light race by 2004Mustangsaleen June 27, 2007

Green Pumpkin 

when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,

-Are you ready Nadasha?

-yes baby did you follow the instructions?

-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.

Green Pumpkin by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013

green sludge

When a female constantly become aroused and her vaginal juices (wet) surrounds her vagina but she doesn't clean it or wash it off and lets it marinate until it becomes a creamy substance around the vagina with a rancid scent

Yoo don't fuck her bro, she had that green sludge since high school.

green sludge by Drewiiboy January 20, 2016

Green M&M 

The Green M&M is so hot. She is very good at Sex and she looks so hot with her shoes. You would even want to have a drink with her!

Person 1: Would you fuck the Green M&M?

Person 2: Hell yea!

Green M&M by Tucker Carlson (Real Fox News) January 29, 2022

Green Cherry

A term used to describe ones "virginity" per say, when it comes to the act of smoking marijuana. Just like an actual "cherry" green cherries can be "popped" in the since that once the Green Virgin smokes marijuana, they are no longer a green virgin. When a pothead pops, or knows he/she is about to pop a green cherry, a sense of great satisfaction comes over him/her.

Stoner.1: Dude i'm gonna pop cassidys green cherry!
Stoner.2: Wtf nigga?!?! She's like what 13?
Stoner.1: Dumbfuck i mean she's never toked and im bout to blaze her ass out! I'm exited as shit because i havent popped a green cherry in like a year.
Stoner.2: Alright i dont give a fuck.

Green Cherry by Curtiskanabyss June 15, 2010

Green Crack

A strain of marijuana from the so-cal area. Know for it's extreme potency because after a few hits you are stoned for hours. Is a straight beast when sprinkled with keef over the top.

A: " that green crack left me in a completely different world!!"
B: "here sprinkle some keef over the top"
A: "OHH FUCK!!!!!"

Green Crack by So909Cal March 7, 2009