She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. She is worth every second of your time, and you'll never regret staying up all night with her. She'll change your life, making it the best you could want it to be. She can make you smile just by smiling herself. You'll disagree at times, but you'll both apologize the next day. You could talk for days about how amazing she is. When you don't see them for a while you may go insane. Once you get to know her, you'll feel protective of her.She's is worth everything. You'll want to be with her forever.
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Get the arina frunze mug.The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
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A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend
Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
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Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."
Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."
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