Hangliding On A Friday

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

by mattaldinho April 27, 2010

Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday first originated from schools in Washington state, Basically any Friday of the year teens/kids/classmates will roam the hallways slapping any ass they see while saying "Slap ass Friday!" Generally guys will make this as an excuse to slap women's asses. Girls can slap guy's asses too, girls can slap girls asses, guys can slap guys asses. This Friday has been going on for seven years.

Guy: *slaps girl's ass*
Guy: "slap ass Friday!"
Girl: "you fucking jerk! Hmm well I guess it's okay cuz it's Friday

by OmareBeach July 17, 2016

black friday

in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.

Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday?
Friend: HELL NO! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3!

by crazyyyyyy439 December 25, 2007

mini fridge

a short person that is incredibly wide and takes up half a hall way

I was almost crushed by that mini fridge after lunch.

by The Prez March 20, 2007

Fade-Away-Friday

Any Friday where your girlfriend avoids you whenever possible. She eventually dumps you at the end of the day and uses a lame line like "We can still be friends."

Dude 1: So i heard you and your girl broke up.

Dude 2: Yeah it was a total Fade-Away-Friday.

by Swellzen March 10, 2008

Clean-out-the-fridge Soup

The more creative way to make soup; when you have a bunch of random ingredients in your fridge (and your fridge is getting stuffed-up) you can clean out your fridge and make a soup out of all the tasty treasures that you find.

Yo bro, wanna come over?! It's stove-top night.
Whoa bro, I can't mom's makin' clean-out-the-fridge soup.

by ludogogo August 24, 2009

Friday Finest

Your freshest clubbin' attire.

Girl: Can you drive me to the cleaners?
Guy: ...Why?
Girl: Were going to the club, I need my Friday finest.

by TotesMyGoats August 24, 2010