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Moist Magenta Frog

It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.
Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.

This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
by Bill Jaloar August 18, 2019
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kerm the frog

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Kerm the frog is a good guy and we love him
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by BIG CUCK October 20, 2020
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eat my froat

The term means sticking your tongue down another’s throat and turning them on
by taybearmunk November 19, 2020
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Nigerian Black Frog

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
by madmacha96 April 26, 2022
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slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .
ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...
by h8tumore October 24, 2022
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groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
by Taterbug January 13, 2023
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