chick food

Food that girls eat when they hang out, are depressed, or just plain feel like being feminine.

One girlfriend to another: "I'm gonna go home, change, put on a movie, and make some chick food."

by Eliz-uh-buff June 22, 2006

food ave

A shit hole at Target where team members are exepected to put up with complaints because they have to do twice the work with half the people.

GSTL: Are there two team members over at food ave? Quickly, make one ring so we don't have to do anything!

or

What do you mean you have to do the group project alone, this isn't food ave!

by TM Nate January 11, 2008

diet food

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)

Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?

by cocog January 12, 2008

Cute foods

Any food, usually bite-sized and never messy, that is eaten by girls in public. Its purpose is to make these girls more attractive to boys. Generally cute foods are hands-only and can be playfully popped into the girl's mouth. Grapes, cotton candy, and small candies are all cute foods. Anything that requires the girl to open her mouth wide is not allowed (apples, sub sandwiches, bacon cheeseburgers). However, some non-cute foods can be easily made cute by cutting them into bite-sized pieces. A sandwich or large candy bar can be broken up into smaller parts and ice cream can be eaten in a cone instead of from a dish.

"Check out Kelly over there, eating that huge salami sandwich!"
"Disgusting. Definitely not one of the cute foods. When she starts eating grapes, then maybe I'll date her."

by Ben Covington November 5, 2009

kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

by Diego August 16, 2003

food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.

Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007