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steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone
Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries
by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018
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Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018
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Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.
This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.
omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires
by ganjagrace February 23, 2021
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Guys With Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.
Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.
by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021
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Jane aka fries

She is cute
by Mcdo_nald_30 June 20, 2021
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