faggot head

Some loser homo with a big head
Tell that faggot head to mind his own fucking business
by dandiggler March 14, 2015
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faggot blumpkin

a homosexual male that lets his partner give him a blowjob while shitting
dude evan is giving josh a faggot blumpkin :(
by tonloke February 07, 2011
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Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick
Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
by Protegent August 28, 2017
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Faggot Mc'Gaynigger

Describes a human of the black coloration, or any shade of black who is in love with others of the same gender. "Faggot Mc'Gaynigger" is slang that only west Texans use, which is why the term is not heard often, because all the niggers in west Texas have been either lynched or painted.
"Mommy, I'm afraid to go to sleep. What if Faggot Mc'Gayniggers come after me?"
by Shortcake Yu March 24, 2008
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faggot captain

Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.
Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...
by Butkus November 29, 2006
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Band Faggot

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.
by Fuckyoubandlosers November 02, 2012
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Faggot Roon

This gentle creature is very similar to the Saharan camel in a couple of ways. One, it spits large brown wads on occasion and two in that it has a hump, but rather than on its back it is found on the front. Scientists speculate what this hump is for and hypothesized a number of theories:

1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism

2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings

3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel

this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.

If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
The Faggot Roon has escaped from his cage.
by thethread April 23, 2009
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