the kindest person on earth

Y O U

you: *looking this up* the kindest person on earth ?
Me: You :)

by OfmyCompliments November 3, 2020

Earth

God's left nut.

by Christopher LaRock July 28, 2003

Earth

Mostly Stupid
Mostly Ocean
Mostly Harmless

E A R T H

-Spock

Stupid = The Life on it --us humans anyway
Ocean = BIG FAT AND BLUE
Harmless = The Earth is this to other civilizations out there. *see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*

by Spock- May 4, 2005

Earth

A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.

So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."

by Trek August 25, 2006

earhole

Euphemism for "arsehole"

That bloke is a complete earhole.

by Lotaresco March 21, 2008

Earth

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.

Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

down to earth

broke

I can't afford my rent, I'm a "down to earth" kinda guy

by Yommy December 7, 2011