You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 26, 2014

wounded eagle

A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle

Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.

by ReEngineeredLife March 07, 2017

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 18, 2020

Eagle Tweak

As with the Scouts an Eagle Scout is the pinnacle of achievement through the ranks.
As with Meth users this word describes those who have finally made the grade. They graduated to the level of " Eagle Tweak"

A bunch of Eagle Tweaks were overhauling the engine on their beat up truck last night at 2 a.m.

by [e-mail] September 22, 2022

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 04, 2024

Eagles

Eagles are the amazing students at William Howard Taft High School located in Chicago Illinois. Taft is a world class High School recognized by US News and World Reports as one of the best high schools in the nation. It is best known for the birthplace of the movie GREASE written by Jim Jacobs who attended Taft in the late 50's and early 60's. Taft is also known for an alumnus named Terry Kath who was the lead singer and founded the band, CHICAGO.

Have you heard about the Eagles? They are the students at Taft High School who love their school so much they never want to leave. The Eagles are also known to always get to school by 7:30 a.m.

by Eagle 58 September 21, 2019