Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
by killacrip August 12, 2021
Get the You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eaglemug. Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014
Get the Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eaglemug. When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
Get the Gay Bald Eaglemug. by JimmyC2020 April 3, 2020
Get the filthy eaglemug. The act of grabbing a female by the skin in between anal cavity and her vaginal canal and attempting to pick her up with this hold.
by Unbelievable chris February 25, 2018
Get the eagle gripmug. Dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain..
Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!
Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!
by flizio March 2, 2012
Get the Eagle Mountainmug. by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019
Get the double eagle yoinkmug.