DJ maniscalco

hey dj, sorry to say it but you do think that gurls dig you,

by unkown October 6, 2003

Faux DJ

A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:

Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm

Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.

by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017

DJ Norap

A Former Dj for the Philidelphia 76ers. A member of Dipset. President of Dipset Dj's. TNF, Real name Adrian Lyda.

I need Dj Norap to spin my records.

by Rob run corleone March 7, 2023

DJ JC

A producer/DJ born in San Antonio Texas in 2001 specializing in EDM/dance music. Jacey Sherman has been in the industry since 2013 starting as a resident DJ for his middle school then founding DJC Music in 2019.

DJ JC's events are the bomb.
We are going to see DJ JC live in concert.

by Philip casiano April 24, 2020

dj x-ter-c

Specialist vinyl DJ Oldskool , hardcore, Jungle and Drum and bass

That DJ X-TER-C has been in and around the scene for years

by Technoskin May 26, 2018

DJ

Me nigga

Fuck girl:you look like Kid Cudi
Me: they say I look like DJ fr
Fuck girl:who’s that
Me:me bitch

by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023

dj

a stupid idiot that just is like kc

DJ WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND GET HIT BY A SMELL OF KC AND GETS HIT BY A BUS

by Randomnmn March 30, 2023