dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Banerd

When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.

Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"

We got last place in war zone because Drake pulled a dirty banerd

by dirty cole July 7, 2020

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020

The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011