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dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.
Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.
by mcweaksause November 22, 2020
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dicking around

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.
by Amy October 30, 2003
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Underage Drinking

An activity commonly engaged in by people who are too young to legally drink, too unimaginative to do anything interesting or healthy, and too afraid of being found out as bores to interact with other people when they're sober.

Unfortunately, most underage drinkers remain dull and uncomfortable with themselves after they turn into regular drinkers who don't need to use fake IDs to sneak cheap beer and liquor.
I wanted my roommate to meet you guys, so I invited him to come with us on this hike. When he found out that we weren't bringing any alcohol, and that we were just going to take some sandwiches and try out my new camera, he decided he'd rather sit on his ass in his room getting drunk and watching cartoons on DVD.

It's too bad, because he's been complaining about how fat he's getting, and we must've burned about 1000 calories today. He always says he's bored, but every time somebody invites him to do anything other than drink he turns them down and says whatever they're doing is stupid. It's like he thinks that if underage drinking isn't involved, it can't be interesting. I think he would have liked seeing those bald eagles trying to catch fish and those hot girls we passed by the bridge. He played basketball in high school; maybe that game we're planning for next week won't be too "boring" for him.

Hopefully by the time I get home he'll be too drunk to yell at the television, but not so drunk that he's puking or blacked out. Had to call an ambulance for him last month when he blacked out; that was lame. I'm also tired of hearing him bitch about having trouble getting up for his classes - if he didn't stay up drinking most nights he wouldn't have such a problem.

But really - he's a cool guy when he's sober.
by sharktoothedrabbit November 13, 2011
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dinkin flicka

1.Guy 1: Dude, my wife's cheatin on me for some asshole! Guy 2: Dinkin Flicka. Guy 1: yeah, your right.... I think i'll kill myself. Guy2: Go for it nigga.
by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman September 14, 2008
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deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.
when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.
by NiMo March 1, 2005
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Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”
And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class
by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018
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drinking on a curve

when its ok to drink early because you woke early and its noon in an earlier timezone
hey jimbo ... i ended up drinking on a curve this morning because i woke at 6am on sunday and had my yard work done by 10am and was ready for that refreshing cold beer ... its noon on the east coast.
by dittotron April 19, 2009
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