Crusty

someone or something that is Disgusting Nasty Annoying or dirty

See that guy over there he's crusty.

by pimpingpartypalace August 20, 2012

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015

Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty

Eww she look Dusty Crusty

by happy mad May 30, 2016

Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020

Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.

Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"

by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019