Coal idling

Preserving lit charcoal by spacing or venting to maintain a lower temperature.

I closed most of the vents on my grill and added some wood chips. Coal idling will slow the cook and let some more into the meat.

by anonymous October 1, 2025

Coalroast

When someone tries to roast you unsuccessfully; producing no “gems” but only “coal”.

Darrell tried to insult my striped sweater, but I interrupted to point out he’d worn his flea market DBZ shirt for four days in a row. It was a coalroast.

by LuxuriousTaint October 1, 2025

Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.

She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.

by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025

Coaling

Coal, another term for bad advice or a bad take. Coaling is when you have multiple bad or unintelligent takes in a row. Some times when bro talks you get a diamond and the rest of the time it’s just a bunch of coal.

Another L take, that guys really coaling today.

by Blt_tsc April 3, 2026

Coalition of the Willing

Homosexual Orgy.

Starmer, Macron, Zelensky and others are participating in a Coalition of the Willing.

by Trume May 11, 2025

CobaltWolfy

The name of a Mortal Kombat X player known as being the worst player to have ever attempted to play the game. The use of this word or name is used synonymously to refer to another player skill level at Mortal Kombat X as being comparable to the worst player to have ever played the game.

Person 1, "I think I've gotten pretty nice at this game"
Person 2, "Hell no shitter, you're fucking CobaltWolfy 😂"

by Devenator January 18, 2026

solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010