Coffee Machine 

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

Coffee Machine by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Coffee Parent 

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

Coffee Parent by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Coffee Waffle 

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

Coffee Waffle by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

coffee teeth 

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

coffee teeth by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

Coffee Creamer by QTEila May 19, 2021

..coffee.chrqs

the best fan page of Charli, in the entire world

..coffee.chrqs is the best fanpage eva

..coffee.chrqs by handles.cqlms May 30, 2021

coffee with milk 

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

coffee with milk by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021