by Hshshbshd January 31, 2021
Get the Charles.Calvinxx mug.A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved
Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls
by leChina james April 23, 2021
Get the national calvin.skims day mug.Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.
by Instrument definer June 11, 2021
Get the octocontrabass clarinet mug.It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!
It’s every September 8th.
It’s every September 8th.
by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021
Get the National Claping Day mug.(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
Get the Wednesday Calvin mug.(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
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