Chris

A guy who loves feet.

Girl one: I’m going to take my shoes off my feet hurt

Girl two: wait don’t! Chris is coming

by Makncheeeeeesee June 10, 2021

Chris

Can’t skate and a poser

Chris is gay and can’t skate

by Matt do June 12, 2021

Chris

Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.

"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"

by Notfufu June 16, 2021

Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021

Chris

That one kid that is a rebel doesn't like doing things and likes fnaf

That kid Chris is a pretty big fan of fnaf

I know right

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021