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cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!
by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
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Blue Cheese

Blue Cheese is a cannabis strain. Its genetics are Big Buddha Cheese x Blueberry. Big Buddha Cheese is the UK's number one strain.The Blueberry was bred by DJ Short in the 1970's.
Fire up some Blue Cheese!
This Blue Cheese is pretty dank.
by Stickybuds January 10, 2013
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Cheese Grating

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.
Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.
by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008
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todoroni and cheese

kirishima: what are you eating deku?
deku: todoroni and cheese
kirishima: but isnt that just white macaroni and cheese?
deku: oh! instead of cheese i put todoroki's cum in it! wanna try it? its really good!
kirishima: .....WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
by bakugou's hoe November 14, 2020
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Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.
After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.
by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010
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Limburger Cheese

A type of cheese that my cooking teacher is making us try at the end of the year whether we already tried it or not, its either try it or get an F. I don't know if I should hold my breath or my nose.
Limburger Cheese is the foulest smelling food item in the universe, worse than the smell of a dead skunk on a hot summer day. Much worse.
by Teevo March 25, 2008
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