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carrot on a stick

A carrot on a stick is an idiom meaning an award or gift given for encouraging oneself to do something.
I treat myself a bar of chocolate as a carrot on a stick as i go to gym everyday.
by Vanessavampire12 October 26, 2017
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Carrot

Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.
That girl is such a carrot. Her chest is like so flat.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 24, 2017
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carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.
Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022
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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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