Car Purpose

Rather then a car "Accident" , This is a deliberate attempt to get into a car crash. Some ways of achieving this is having crazy roadrage or closing your eyes on the highway.

Tom: Dude my car is fuckin totalled!!
Clark: That was a sweet Car Purpose , he hit you dead on!!

by Bryan Flarks January 27, 2009

car abusing

Car abuse is the term give to the manner of driving in which the car is pushed to the limits. Car abuse includes driving at insane speeds, burnouts, and drifting.

"You you wanna go car abusing? Last time I did the biggest burnout eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.

by Buck Foston March 29, 2008

Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012

car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority

Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.

by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013

Car Soda

Soda kept in the car to quench thirst at any time. The best type is a 16 oz bottle that fits in the cupholder with a cap for freshness.

Honey, we need more car soda for our trip.

by JoaNie September 4, 2013

car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

by Imma B. January 26, 2010

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020