CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 7, 2022

tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007

Cabbage

Cocaine
Ass
Boobs
Bitches
Acid
Green
Ecstasy

Cabbage is where you take a head of green cabbage and freeze it. Then after its frozen you stick it up the bitches ass and grab their boobs at the same time and it gives you an orgasm. And when this happens to you then people call you a cabbage.

Treys bitch is now a cabbage

by TreyDogz___97 May 23, 2016

Cabbage

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.

"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025