eschewing gum

Spongy sticky stuff that you munch ad nauseam in order to help you avoid some unwise habit or procedure. Nicorette comes to mind as an example.
Violette Beauregard had a gum-chewing obsession; I suppose that there is a special gum to help someone with that addiction, but what good would chewing gum-eschewing gum do to sure your gum-chewing addition if it means that you're still chewing gum???
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
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Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.
"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"
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Grubby gums

A toothless Hobo. Aka Mr Gums.
Can usually be found squatting on someone's property.

Has been found to suck cock for rock, thus why Mr Gums is all gum, no teeth.

Loves to make gum slapping noises in hopes of making everyone around suffer from their Grubby Gums.

No dental hygiene, smell is said to be nearly unbearable. Bad Mr Gums.
Eww have you seen Mr Gums??? He has such Grubby Gums!!!

The grubbiest Gums in all the land!!!
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fuckity gums

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.
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Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long
Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"
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When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.
"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"
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roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.
The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.
by Moonluna10 April 07, 2022
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