Pennsylvania Mile

An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.

The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.

by Daniel Aaron Young Neuberger July 14, 2024

Monster Miles

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.

“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”

“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”

by bread6696969 November 11, 2022

Mr. Miles

The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"

by The ball handler March 28, 2025

A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 06, 2016

Fien mile

when you hit a blinker and run as fast as u can while timing it

Plug:Run a fien mile and I’ll give u 20 off this kart
Me: BETT

by shegotthatphatma March 31, 2024

miles croshaw

the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. he so genuine and makes you want to be a better person. super athletic and very hot.

i wish i was a miles croshaw.

by positivity spreader April 21, 2021

Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.

Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 05, 2023