Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.

Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here

by BBryant November 25, 2009

Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020

Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears

My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water

by Histeria February 3, 2010

mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.

Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"

by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022

uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018