Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.

Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.

by Redtruffle July 2, 2016

lung butter

Snot or mucus that comes from the throat, normaly from smoking to much bud or cigarettes.

"dude i just coughed up some nasty lung butter"

by grizzlefoshizzle January 28, 2008

The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

Chattin' butter

Conor: Jaysus your man costy was chattin' some amount of butter last night, proper chewin' the blerrin ear off me

Denis: State

Chattin' butter: Wen ur talkin' an unholy amount of shite when your on da sauce in da club with da ladz

by hoolitron5000 March 2, 2017