The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

Buddy Boner

A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.

When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

Butt Buddy

An "old school" Biker term for any male who packs on the back of another guy's bike for ANY reason than an ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY!

Those weekend warriors are so lame as thinkin' nothin' of ridin' Butt Buddy!

by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

Buddy Whoring

People who randomnly collect "friends" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.

Jay is buddy whoring again. He has requested all of my friends that he doesn't even know!

by htowndrummer November 9, 2011

buddy

A term that young American guys use to refer to their friend.

"My buddy lives there," or "I'm going to my buddy's house tonight."

by annee January 15, 2006

fuck buddy

A fuck buddy is when two people just want sex, no strings attatched. Usually people do this because they aren't getting sex elsewhere therefore feel the need to have a 'fuck buddy'. With the two people being fuck buddies they can sleep with or have sexual encounters/intercourse with a different person without being in a relationship.

Deirdrie: Margeret, whats going on between you and Boris?
Margeret: Oh, he's just my fuck buddy.

by ellie x December 26, 2005

fuck buddy

The excellent arrangement of a good friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you so want) who you can fuck hard and long as long as you both shall want, but without the strings attached so you can go and happily hang out together as friends and have a laugh together (or not see one another for another 4 weeks) rather than go through all the pointless crap of forking out your hard-earned cash for valentine's day or bitching about each other's annoying habits in public or being dragged away from your friends to spend quality time with one another (or do the washing up) or the "I wuv you - I wuv you too!" bullshit.

CHARLIE: Who's the fine piece of ass you had around last night?
JOHNNY: That's Sylvia. We're just good friends.
CHARLIE: But your banging away woke me up last night!
JOHNNY: Yeah, sorry about that bro, she's my fuck buddy.

by Osamasbitch January 5, 2009